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- I got robbed and called the cops 👮
Cops: “This is the police, what's your emergency?”
JW: “Help! I got robbed!”
Cops: “Are you ok, do you know who robbed you?”
JW: “YES! It was Marty ‘The Admin!’ 😡”
Cops: “Wow, we actually picked that guy up earlier today standing on the corner slingin’ Market Navigator…he seems like the nicest guy in the world, and not bad lookin’ either. How much did he take from you and how did he do it?”
JW: “I don’t know, but A LOT! He’s selling my Market Navigator service for $397, and that’s more than half off what it’s supposed to be! He’s doing it with a coupon code ‘SAVE100’ and I’m losing $ every second…PLEASE HELP ME!!!”
Cops: “Well we just checked his alibi and it looks like he checks out.”
JW: “What?! How? What do you mean?”
Cops: “He said, Jeff Bishop, AKA ‘El Jefe’, hooked him up with the score and gave him the green light to hit the streets runnin’.”
JW: SILENCE
Cops: “Hello? Are you OK JW?”
JW: MORE SILENCE
Cops: “Are you crying?”
JW: “A little. I put way too much into Market Navigator EVERY DAY for ‘EL JEFE and Marty to be giving it all away for pennies on the dollar compared to what it’s supposed to be.”
JW: “Every morning at 8:45 am EST, I send out a PREMARKET email with my Trade of the Day (TOD) details. Then I hop online to try to get in and out of the trade before 11am. Every. Single. Day!”
Cops: “Sorry JW, there is nothing we can do. EL JEFE has spoken!”
JW: “Ok well thank you for the quick response, I gotta get back on the MarketMasters chat room like I do every day, PREMARKET from 9-11am EST!”
Cops: “Market Navigator members get access to that chat room, too?”
JW: “Yes…and it’s normally a $997 value all alone!”
Cops: “Wow, you are getting robbed.”
JW: “Right!? So can you help me or not?”
Cops: SILENCE
JW: “Hello?”
Cops: “Sorry, we were busy signing up for something online real quick…it was a steal.”
JW: “What?!? Please don’t tell me you signed up for Market Navigator!”
Cops: “Yes, 2 of us here did actually, wanted to get in before your sale closes.”
JW: “ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH! I just want it to be over and done with!”
Cops: “OK, we’ll post a BOLO for ya to try and get things back to normal as quickly as possible.”
JW: “OK, I still feel like you 2 over there owe me double what you just paid for since that’s what it’s going up to ASAP!”
BOLO! 👮 👮
JW CAN’T STOP YOU - CLOSES MONDAY NIGHT
USE COUPON CODE “SAVE100” & JOIN MARKET NAVIGATOR
P.S. Okay this was just for fun, hope you enjoyed the ACTION! My sale IS ending Monday night and I’d love to have you in there with me. I’m on quite the HOT STREAK, winning my last 23/24 Trade Ideas of the Day (*Note: Trading is hard, results not guaranteed and should not be expected to be replicated typically.)
There’s a reason why I’ve earned 4.7/5 Stars on TrustPilot. Here’s what a few members had to say about me recently, too:
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